take a look back before you run, I'm the one

Crazy isn't being broken, or swallowing a secret. It's you, or me, amplified.

Sep 2

animatorzee:

nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

(via brbshittoavenge)


wisa-wall:

hello 999 i haven’t ate in the last 30 minutes and i am wasting away please send help IMMEDIATELY


Aug 29


ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

(via ranger-red)


who-loccked-the-impala:

castiel-from-heavan:

highfunctioning-assbut:

I don’t understand why they threaten gay people that they’ll go to Hell

Because, woah

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If this is Hell

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Sign me up

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Don’t forget dean

how dare you

(via ranger-red)


plunders:

raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(via ranger-red)


cherrypienidhi:

This is disturbingly accurate 

(via ranger-red)


tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

(via deadbyrecommendation)


sorelatable:

I wish i could enjoy life as much as this turtle

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(via buckysleftarm)


queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

(via deadbyrecommendation)



phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

phoneticmeow:

britney2007spears:

fun on the right, business on the left

I’m seriously concerned my left or her left

(via deadbyrecommendation)


problackgirl:

some kinks are disgusting

some kinks are racist

just bcs something can cause you sexual arousal, it doesn’t make it any less disgusting.

people have every right to kink shame your racist as fuck “kinks”

raceplay is disgusting

(via nootsandnoise)



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